If only!

Is there a firearms section in the CPH Christmas catalog?

The shotgun has a click-click-pull interface.

Too bad the i1911 is only compatible with a small percentage of .45 rounds available out in the market place and you can only put them in the weapon using proprietary “iLoader” software. The soldiers in WWII had a real problem with the i1911 because it was chosen so that they would have only one ammo type between submachine gun and side arm… but then Mac refused to sign the licensing agreement with Thompson and then manufactured the bullets for the i1911 so that it would only fit their own “iMags” to prevent possible “bullet piracy” from any competing manufacturers.

Also, if you put your hand where it naturally rests on the grip, the i1911 loses reception and the bullet drops before it reaches its target.